"wow i cant wait to meet my blind date!"
when you write a sentence and it rhymes
I’m embarrassed by my old self. Like myself but 24 hours ago
oh yea teacher? well if we do homework we will be smart and then you wont need to teach us and you wont have a job. checkmate
u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month
crime rates down 100% after president makes it illegal to do crimes.
"i don’t know why we didn’t think of this before," he said